True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...