Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...