Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...