Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...