Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...