Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...