Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...