Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...