Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...