Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...