Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out