What is the most damaging food?
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Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...