You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....