yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...