Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...