TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...