Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...