Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Process-Oriented God
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Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...