Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...