How’s business?
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Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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