What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...