CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...