The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...