Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...