yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
The customs of an Irishman
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Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
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Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Debate about the box
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Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...