Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
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Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...