File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...