Sleeping like a baby.
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Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...