Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
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How do you confuse a blonde? #2
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In the Bathroom
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Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……