Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...