Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!