Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
PC Support
Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...