What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...