Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
worm’s favorite band
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The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...