Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
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Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
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