You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...