For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...