Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...