i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
insects are so clever
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One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...