There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”