A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...