Email Like Penis
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The Perfect Day
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Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
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The 25 BBS Commandments
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Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Clean those restrooms
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Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....