GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...