How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...