Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...