Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...