An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...