Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...