What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!