What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...